draco malfoy

When would you like to arrange this... playdate for Scorpius and your dragon? He will not stop insisting upon it.

Well, it seems you lot haven't settled down anymore in the weeks I've been in Italy. Honestly, you people absolutely amaze me. Is there simply nothing else to chatter about besides your over adoring fans and your meager accomplishments? There are already dozens of overpaid athletes and mentally deficient Aurors. This might comes as a surprise to you, but no one cares. (Civic duty and all, I thought I'd let you know.) In the scope of the real world that should be taken more often into consideration, did you know there's a Magical and MuMuggle revolution brewing in Iran? Fascinating, I know. And, certainly more pressing, there is a Muggle man in North Korea (you might have heard of it) who's building Muggle bombs to destroy all his enemies... enemies with which Britain is an ally.

You see, there is this really innovative journal called The Sorceror's Insight - it has these things called words and if you sound out the little symbols (those are letters) they form those words - and to add to the absolute wonder, they tell you the news. What's more, for a low fee, they will owl the news straight to your door! You don't even have to lift yourself off your lazy arse to find the news - it comes to you.

Imbeciles.

Oh, and for those of you who weren't sure, the Prophet is not news. Sorry to disillusion you.

Woman Astoria: My portkey from Lyon to London was delayed and I am currently still waiting in the Embassy's portkey station. I will be home within the half hour, or so I'm told. They seem absolutely unconcerned that I promised Scorpius I would be home tonight.

( the complete history of draco cygnus malfoy, part I )